Angel Food cake Cupcakes recipe

I spent 21 moments contemplating the idea that if I licked this whisk therefore’s three accompanying spatulas entirely clean, I mean like COMPLETELY CLEAN… only exactly how unwell could I get? Would the sickness be worth it? If I took my final breath slurping fluffy meringue and choked on natural egg whites, vanilla and sugar, would it not be my PERFECT – like, complete perfect – way to go?

Since there is an excellent range between eating batter and sensation like trash (or uhhh… dying?), and I usually cross it.

Actually… i cross it. Over Repeatedly. Forever. Evermore.

Anyhoo.

I did so that batter justice.

Actually, throughout my 20-something years on this Earth, easily have actually survived utilizing six-years expired shaker Parmesan cheese from Mother Lovett’s fridge, if my mom has baked a cake in 2012 with Duncan Hines mix that has been good through March of ’08 and I consumed seven bajillion slices, basically lived after using a swig of Dawn dish detergent thinking it had been my water bottle, basically ingested… well, let’s be truthful right here – inhaled – a bit of coconut lotion cake that i discovered in the back of the refrigerator behind some congealed material which had essentially grown legs and ended up being waiting to walk away, well then…

… we don’t believe the base of an angel meals dessert is gonna kill me.

Oh! And particularly perhaps not… since it’s called ANGEL meals dessert, so there needs to end up like, angels included somewhere. Watching over me personally. Such as my guardian angel, which clearly should have some involvement with cake somewhere.

If perhaps not, it's like they don’t even… understand me. And well, that’s not safe.

Besides certainly one of my entire life goals being for George Clooney to prank me, a different one should make a mean-ass angel food cake. Mom Lovett familiar with make one after which top it with a few glaze, therefore had been gooooood. Not my favorite, but once in a little while it had been cool to bite down into a spongy layer of vanilla. Oh, but it was before I knew that angel food dessert was basically a HEALTH MEALS. After learning that, I just desired to eat brownies.